The name's Sam. 19-year-old girl. From DC, living in Maryland. UMBC sophomore :)

garbashians:

*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or

garbashians:

*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or

(via oh-hey-its-shania)

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vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

(via oh-hey-its-shania)

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8 hours ago

dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

(via witherwings73)

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Posted
8 hours ago

Comic-Con 2014: Natalie Dormer at the Women Who Kick Ass panel

(Source: chrrycola, via elijah-is-sportin-wood)

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8 hours ago
owlhaus:

The complete collection of all my Adventure Time Doctors! These were so much fun to draw!

owlhaus:

The complete collection of all my Adventure Time Doctors! These were so much fun to draw!

(via terribletaytor)

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8 hours ago
Straight haired person:Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
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8 hours ago

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

(via motheroffunny)

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8 hours ago

iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

image

hes here

(via terribletaytor)

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9 hours ago

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

image

are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

(via escapethis-afterlife)

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9 hours ago

my grandma to my homophobic grandma (via ellendenotsogeneres)

(Source: s-tyles, via freewlfi)

the only reason i would be upset that i had a gay child is that at one point they would encounter people like you
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9 hours ago